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tradanui:

I can’t stop…. 

send help

please

reblogging this for the day crowd because I am slightly less ashamed of myself now.

THE MARRIAGE PROPOSITION WAS A HYPOTHETICAL STATEMENT MEANT ONLY TO SHOW MY ADMIRATION FOR THE MOST PERFECT BEING ON THE INTERNET AND THAT ANSWER ONLY SOLIDIFIED MY BELIEF THAT YOU WILL ONE DAY BE THE GOD OF THIS UNIVERSE IF YOU AREN'T SECRETLY ALREADY. I HAVE A DEEP SEEDED PLATONIC LOVE FOR YOU AND WOULD LIKE TO BE AROMANTIC SNUGGLE BUDDIES AND MAKE YOU PRETTIER SWEATERS AND DELICIOUS TREATS AND STOP SOCIAL OPPRESSION AND HEMOPHOBIC IDIOCITY AND PLEASE ACCEPT MY APPOLOGY FOR BEING CRAZY.
Anonymous

9h 9kay then

That s9unds nice

((unless you were talking to me I apologize I’m rather confused. Bring on the platonic love. And treats. Also if you want to be my friend you should probably come off anon!))

WhY ArE YoU So mOtHeRfUcKiNg kAwAiI KaNkRi? :o) HoNkY-HoNk
gamzel

9h I dunn9, just lucky I guess

CAN I MARRY YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?!
Anonymous

((Sorry anon, I’m happily taken and Kankri is celibate))

you are just fabulous my friend, a straight up fab as hell Kankri~
beegnostalgic

aww thanks

DAVE: wait are you talking to me

DIRK: Or me?

((and with that we are taking a break to eat dinner, but we will be back later. Except Karkat, he is not coming back, because makeup. So feel free to keep leaving questions, if you want.

Also thank you to everyone who followed me tonight, ahhhh wow there were a lot of of you. Also check out my Karkat and John, their blogs are awesome.))

DAVE: i got you these deliciously flavored red markers

KARKAT: I GOT YOU THIS

DAVE: hell yes

DAVE: and a tail

DAVE: thats how you be kawaii

DAVE: bro taught me

KARKAT: FUCK YOU MINE ARE BETTER

JOHN: …i have no words.